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Well, it *is* almost Beltaine

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I am so blogging this…

My husband (after we’ve devoured a large container of vanilla yogurt together):  ”We should just have a no**l in the apartment with yogurt coming out of it.”
Me (doing dishes): *pictures a fat hardbound novel with yogurt oozing from between the pages, then revises image*
Me: “You said ‘nozzle’. I thought you said ‘novel’ and was picturing [...]

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Let us funk

Yesterday over brunch with friends, my husband and I, having survived the Palm Sunday liturgy as organist and alto respectively, proposed a setting of the Mass using propers from the works of George Clinton and related performers, as follows:

Introit: “Get Up Offa That Thang”, James Brown
Gradual/Alleluia: “Think”, Aretha Franklin
Offertory: “Booty Body Ready for the Plush [...]

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